Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

Thursday, November 7, 2024

Book 10 of 2024 - Dungeon Crawler Carl

 Dungeon Crawler Carl

Author: Matt Dinniman

Genre: Fantasy/Sci-Fi/LitRPG (whatever that is)

Pages: 464

Finished: Yes

Final Rating: 7.5/10


what the fuck is LitRPG

Meet Carl. Carl has had some pretty shit luck recently. His girlfriend was cheating on him, and aliens invaded Earth and flattened every building while he was chasing her cat outside in his boxers. 

Carl now needs to enter the dungeon, a live-action televised MMORPG type thing, in order to earn his freedom. His companion, Princess Donut (his ex-girlfriend's cat), gains human intelligence and the ability to cast spells.

Join Carl and Princess Donut as they gain experience and followers, defeat goofy monsters, and meet other survivors on their way to the bottom level of the dungeon. I really expected to hate this, but it was quite enjoyable. A friend of mine (appropriately named Karl) really pushed this on me, assuring me I'd enjoy it and he was right. Despite the ridiculous premise, Matt Kinniman doesn't forget to inject some humanity and wit in this example of uh, LitRPG. Apparently this is a series of like seven books, and I want to know how the story ends, so I guess I'm committed now. Luckily they're cheap on Kindle.

Friday, August 23, 2024

Book 9 of 2024 - Four Lost Cities

Four Lost Cities: A Secret History of the Urban Age

Author: Annalee Newitz

Genre: History

Pages: 320

Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 8.3/10


Four Lost Cities examines the urban culture of four ancient cities: Çatalhöyük in modern day Türkiye, Pompeii, Angkor Wat, and Cahokia.

Annalee Newitz, a writer of both fiction and non-fiction, has clearly put in the work. She visits each site and accompanies archaeological teams on digs, where she deftly conjures an image of what it might have been like to live in each city during it's heyday and it's twilight.

A very digestible book about one of my favorite topics. Really dug it.

Thursday, July 4, 2024

Book 8 of 2024: Batman: The Killing Joke

 Batman: The Killing Joke

Author: Alan Moore (words), Brian Bolland (pencils)

Genre: Graphic Novel, Noir, Detective

Pages: Not that many, can't be bothered to check

Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 7.5/10


I've never been a huge Batman fan outside of the animated series in the 90s, so in order to change that, I figured I would give one of his seminal stories a whirl and see what happened.

This is really more of a Joker story than a Batman story, and I guess it's one of the better ones. Brian Bolland's art is fantastic, and not just on a technical level (although it shines there, too). His visual storytelling is on a completely different level and is something that I think can only accomplished in a comic book.

The story is decent, I just wish there was a little more of it. It centers around the Joker, who escapes from Arkham and holes up in an abandoned amusement park. After attacking Barbara Gordon and uh, doing unsavory things to her (this really didn't sit well with me) he kidnaps Commissioner Gordon with the ultimate goal of driving him insane. Of course, Batman must come to the rescue.

In between plot points, we get flashbacks to the Joker's previous life where he was a struggling stand-up comedian with a beautiful girl and a baby on the way. In an effort to try and earn a bit more money, he ends up taking a job with the local organized crime outfit which goes horribly wrong. I believe you know the rest.

One bad day turned a good man into the Joker, and one bad day turned a kid into the Batman.

And then the story kind of just... ends. It's weird.


Saturday, June 29, 2024

Book 7 of 2024 - Cosmic Detective

Cosmic Detective

Author: Jeff Lemire, Matt Kindt, David Rubin (Art)

Genre: Graphic Novel, Sci-Fi, Noir

Pages: 208

Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 8.4/10


Cosmic Detective is a gritty, hardboiled graphic novel about a detective trying to solve the murder of what could be called a god. In true noir fashion, the more he discovers the shittier his life gets. 

The art really drives home what a cross between cosmic horror and sci-fi detective work might look like. Strange allies, mysterious technology, and a backstory that's really only hinted at serve to draw in the reader even more.

I read this in a single sitting, and I would recommend it to fans of the genre. Give it a shot.

Book 6 of 2024 - Counterweight

Counterweight

Author: Djuna

Genre: Science Fiction

Pages: 176

Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 8/10


Counterweight is a slick techo-noir thriller set in the near future, on the fictional island of Patusa. Our narrator, Mac, LK's Chief of Internal Affairs, gets caught up in a truly Byzantine plot of corporate intrigue and transhumanism that would make William Gibson proud.

Counterweight is a tight sub-200 page novel with plenty of cool ideas and action, complete with red herrings, twists, turns, pirouettes, twirls, etc, etc you get the idea. The plot involves the world's first space elevator, with a secret hidden inside the counterweight that uh, anchors the elevators cable in space I guess. The counterweight is more than a collection of space junk though, as it holds a potentially dangerous secret.

Djuna is a pseudonymous South Korean author that I had never heard of before reading Counterweight. I believe this is the first and only novel of theirs that has been translated into English. According to Google, the novel was originally conceived as a short film.(which I'm sure would have been awesome). Counterweight really whet my appetite for more of Djuna's work, so I hope more of it is translated in the future.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Book 4 of 2024: Transmetropolitan: Book 2

Transmetropolitan: Book Two

Author: Warren Ellis (writer) Darick Robertson (art)

Genre: Cyberpunk, Transhuman, Graphic Novel, Science Fiction

Pages: Beats me

Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 9/10

Transmetropolitan: Book Two collects issues #13-24 of the acclaimed dystopian cyberpunk saga.

As Spider's star continues to rise, we come to find what it is he hates most about being Spider Jerusalem: fame. As his column grows more and more popular, he finds himself in the same cycle he was only able to break by leaving the city and going into self exile.

Spider wants so badly to leave, but he can't work unless he's in the city, and it just happens to be an election year. Once again, Mr. Jerusalem seems to be the only member of the media keen to get the truth about each candidate, but even he might not be able to handle what he uncovers.

Check it out, it's great.

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Book 3 of 2024: Conspirituality: How New Age Conspiracy Theories Became a Health Threat

Conspirituality: How New Age Conspiracy Theories Became a Health Threat

Author: Derek Beres, Matthew Remski, Julian Walker

Genre: Social Psychology/Social Media

Pages: 290-ish

Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 8.4/10

The long and the short of this book is that yoga influencers are all batshit. If someone tells you they are a yoga influencer, run the other direction.

The three authors are themselves recovering from immersion in the woo-woo New Age world. Consipirituality aims its's crosshairs on several current wellness influencers as well as influencers of years past that paved the way for the current disinformation fuckstravaganza we currently live in. It examines the natural wellness to Fox News pipeline and runs the gamut between hilarious and just downright sad.

I'd recommend this to those that have an existing familiarity with the QAnon set and right-wing conspiracies in general or anyone that has always side-eyed the overzealous wellness crowd. 

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Book 2 of 2024: Transmetropolitan: Book One

Transmetropolitan: Book One

Author: Warren Ellis (Writer), Darick Robertson (Artist)

Genre: Science Fiction, Cyberpunk

Pages: No clue

Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 9/10


I know I'm about 25 years late to the party, but I finally got around to reading the first volume (issues 1-12) of Warren Ellis's classic transhumanist graphic novel, and you know what? It's pretty great and has aged surprisingly well.

Transmetropolitan follows Spider Jerusalem, a retired gonzo journalist in the mold of Hunter S. Thompson. Jerusalem is living in a mountain compound in self-imposed exile, having grown contemptuous of city life and all it represents. Mr. Jerusalem is something of an acquired taste, given his propensity for guns, drugs, and an almost zealous hatred of authority.

Jerusalem is called back from retirement by threat of lawsuit; see, he still owes his publisher two books and they are looking to collect. Having burned through the advance, he needs to move back to the city he hates to fulfill his obligation. He obviously needs money, so he takes a job as a journalist working for an old acquaintance. Book One follows the stories Jerusalem writes for the city paper, introducing the reader to the the City and it's diverse inhabitants while getting Jerusalem mixed up in political corruptness at the highest level.

For all his faults, Jerusalem is very, very good at what he does. He is always in the middle of the action, be it speeches by corrupt politicians or police brutality in the slums. He is the most contentious person alive, acrimonious impossible to get along with, hates dogs with a passion (wtf), but is never, ever boring and has a true gift for journalism and getting to the truth, no matter the danger to his well-being.

Also he makes the president shit himself with a bowel disruptor gun. No notes.





Monday, December 18, 2023

Book 7 of 2023 - Jewish Space Lasers - The Rothschilds and 200 Years of Conspiracy Theories

Jewish Space Lasers - The Rothschilds and 200 Years of Conspiracy Theories


Author: Mike Rothschild (no relation)
Genre: History/Politics
Pages: ~280
Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 8.5/10

Do the Rothschilds have a combined net worth of 200 trillion dollars? 

No.

Did Nathan Rothschild make enough money after the Battle of Waterloo to literally buy the British government?

No. He made the modern equivalent of roughly 600 grand, no big deal to a fella like him.

Did the Rothschilds sacrifice goyim children to some dark money god for unlimited power?

No.

So why do people believe these things?

Antisemitism. The short answer is antisemitism, propagated by far right conspiracy theorists.

If you want a bit more than that, check out this book. Mike Rothschild (no relation) takes a deep dive into the history of the famous Rothschild clan in an attempt to understand how these tall tales even gained traction in the first place. (The answer is antisemitism).


Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Book 6 of 2023 - Children of Time

 

Children of Time


Author: Adrian Tchaikovsky
Genre: Science Fiction
Pages: ~600
Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 10/10


I fuckin' loved this book.

Set many thousands of years in the future, Children of Time follows the last remnants of humanity aboard an ark ship and a population of intelligent jumping spiders that are rapidly evolving thanks to a biologically engineered nanovirus.

See, the humans have rendered Earth pretty much inhospitable, and they all boarded huge ark ships and went to sleep for a long time, to be woken up if and when needed. They find the perfect planet, only to discover that it's protected by a very ornery satellite and inhabited by a rather enlightened and fascinating spider civilization. The story aboard the ship, Gilgamesh, is mostly told from a classicist specializing in the Old Empire. The spiders' story follows Portia and her many, many descendants, as they make scientific discoveries and learn how to mold and shape the world around them. The author has really put a lot of thought into how a spider society might develop, and watching the nascent spider civilization grow was the best part of an already stellar story (holy shit the ants).

Children of Time has one of the most satisfying endings of anything I've read recently. Turns out empathy is powerful and beautiful, and if spiders actually evolve human intelligence god I sure hope they have empathy.

10/10.


Saturday, September 16, 2023

Book 5 of 2023 - Solaris

 

Solaris


Author: Stanislaw Lem
Genre: Science Fiction
Pages: ~210
Date Started: ?????
Date Ended: September 16, 2023
Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 8.5/10


Poor Kris Kelvin. Guy studies the planet Solaris all his adult life, spends 18 months in space travelling to the station that hovers over Solaris, and when he gets there the surviving scientists are acting all weird and shit. And then he gets haunted by the phantom of an ex that committed suicide after he treated her like shit. No wonder this guy spends the entire book in an awful mood.

I love going back to classic science fiction. Great ideas, great characters, a great setting; Solaris has them. While Solaris' story is about humanity's continued attempts to communicate with what might be an extraterrestrial intelligence, its also about how even the most rational among us are capable of behaving irrational, and that maybe this penchant for irrationality is human. We find it so difficult to communicate with one another and there's so much about ourselves we don't understand; how the heck do we talk to a plasma ocean thingy?

great book recommend!

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Book 3 of 2023: The Halfling and Other Stories

The Halfing and Other Stories

Author: Leigh Brackett
Genre: Science Fiction
Pages: 351
Date Started: March 25th, 2023
Date Ended: April 26, 2023
Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 6.5/10


Well, now I know it takes me about a month to finish a standard size novel. Pathetic!

I found out about this book by following the great Pulp Librarian on Twitter:




The Halfling and Other Stories is a collection of short stories and novellas by celebrated sci-fi author Leigh Brackett. Interesting fact about Brackett: per Wikipedia, she worked on an early draft of Empire Strikes Back and apparently some of her ideas were left in the film. She unfortunately died in 1978, before the 1980 release of the movie. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leigh_Brackett#The_Empire_Strikes_Back


This collection was published in 1973, but the stories here were all written and individually published in the late 40s and early 50s, and as a result, they exhibit some early sci-fi tropes, e.g. Mars has little green men, Venus is covered in jungle and has reptilian or creepy white humans, etc. If you can get past that, (and you should), you've got a collection of some pretty solid, classic sci-fi adventures to get through. 

Here's a brief breakdown of each story:

The Halfling - A decent start. This is almost a hardboiled detective story (which Brackett also wrote) set in an interplanetary carnival. The term 'halfling' refers to aliens in the story for some reason, I guess because they are sort of human? Anyway, the main character falls head over heels for his new, mysterious carnival dancer. A series of murders ensues, and his new dancer turns out to be a religious zealot assassin. Short and a good bit of fun.

The Dancing Girl of Ganymede - Another dancer story? Huh. Anyway, this one is pretty good. The main character falls in love with a mysterious dancer while he's just chilling out on Ganymede. He's captured by her 'brothers,' and it turns out they are all androids on the run from the law. This one ends on a downer with everyone dying, but not before the villain explains to the protagonist that he hasn't won, that humanity will continue to create androids to do the jobs they do not want or cannot do, and eventually they will inherit their rightful place as masters of the universe.

The Citadel of Lost Ages - More novella than short story, The Citadel of Lost Ages takes place in the distant future after the Earth has become tidally locked because of 'the dark star.' Humanity has been enslaved by the Numi, a race of human/feline hybrids from the dark side of the world. Fenway, the hero, escapes his masters and must lead a ragtag group of tribesmen to the Citadel, a storehouse of ancient knowledge in the dark hemisphere that will help humanity overthrow their oppressors.

All the Colors of the Rainbow - This might be my favorite story in the bunch. Flin and Ruvi, a married couple and representatives of the Galactic Federation end up in Great Falls, Montana, during their mission to share knowledge with humanity in order to help them integrate into galactic society. Great Falls turns out to be a sundown town, and Flin and Ruvi, being green-skinned, are subject to a horrific hate crime. Flin gets revenge by using his weather manipulating technology to flood the city.

The Shadows - This one was ok. A grizzled spacer leads a group of young, eager explorers to a planet that is suspiciously devoid of sentient life. Shadows stalk the explorers and an ancient hunger is awakened. It's ok.

Enchantress of Venus - I liked this one a fair bit. Enchantress of Venus features Eric John Stark, a character that shows up in several Brackett stories. Stark is a Terran that was raised by Mercurian aboriginals and later adopted by a human. He's a bad motherfucker with a good heart. Stark ends up in a Venusian shithole lorded over by an inbred family of nobles. Spoiler, he fucks them up and frees the slaves.

The Lake of the Gone Forever - Okay, we're getting into the dregs here. In this story, our main character Rand Conway accompanies a wealthy industrialist, his daughter, and an exo-anthropologist (is that a word?) to Iskar, a planet his father once visited. His father's dying regret was that he could never come back to the Lake of the Gone Forever. While the general message of the story is quite good and progressive (colonialism is bad, exploiting people is bad, etc), I felt the actual story was just sort of weak and might be my least favorite of the lot.

The Truants - This last entry is not listed in the table of contents; a bonus track, if you will. This story is extremely silly, involving a bunch of alien joyriders that stole their parents' spaceship looking for other children to play with. They invite the local kids, including the daughter of our protagonist, Sherwin, to come aboard their spaceship and visit their homeworld. The local parents start up a posse to give these aliens what for, but when Sherwin discovers that they are just children as well, he just speaks up in a paternal tone and they split. I guess parental authority transcends interplanetary barriers.

All in all, this is a decent collection of stories by an excellent author. It's by no means her best, but worth checking out for classic sci-fi fans. If you need your science fiction to be hard, maybe look elsewhere. If you can get past the dated tropes (and you should try), there's fun to be had and timeless themes in these stories.


Thursday, March 23, 2023

Book 2 of 2023 - The Buried Giant (2015)

The Buried Giant 

Author: Kazuo Ishiguro
Genre: Fantasy/Historical Fiction
Pages: 317
Date Started: March 5th, 2023
Date Ended: March 22nd, 2023
Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 9/10


The Buried Giant is Japanese-British (and Nobel Prize winning) author Kazuo Ishiguro's seventh novel. Ishiguro's most famous work is probably the Booker Prize-winning The Remains of the Day, which was adapted into a film in 1993. The Buried Giant follows Axl and Beatrice, and old Briton couple, as they undertake a journey to reunite with their son in a post-Arthurian Britain plagued with a strange mist that causes selective memory loss.

The Britain Axl and Beatrice call home is a fantasy realm, in which King Arthur and his knights were very real, and ogres, pixies, and dragons lurk in dark places ready to carry off the unwary. Journeying beyond your village is a perilous task indeed, and doubly so for an elderly couple. Kazuo's prose has an almost misty, dreamlike quality to match the setting, with characters quarreling in one moment and forgetting what they were even mad about in the next. 

Along the way, we meet Saxon warrior Wistan and his young protégé Edwin and an elderly Sir Gawain, still carrying out his mission to the long dead King Arthur. As the companions spend more time together, memories come to light and they begin to realize there are segments of their past that are intertwined and rather unpleasant.

The Buried Giant is an incredibly moving story with a haymaker of an ending. Ishiguro does such a remarkable job of bringing to life a murky, treacherous Britain, complete with engaging characters, monsters, and its fair share of creepy bogs, fens, copses, and mountains. It explores a life where we're free to forget our traumas, and suggests that maybe we have a duty to ourselves to remember no matter how difficult it might be. Also the consequences of war crimes, can't forget the war crimes.

tl;dr: book good check it out


Monday, March 6, 2023

Book 1 of 2023: Dragons of Deceit - Dragonlance Destinies: Volume 1

Dragons of Deceit - Here There Be But A Single Dragon Despite What The Title Says

Author(s): Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 400
Date Started: I don't know, end of 2022?
Date Ended: March 4th, 2023
Finished: Yes
Final Rating: 4/10


Imagine my delight when I discovered that Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman had returned to their beloved Dragonlance series to write a new trilogy featuring old faces and new. They even hired a Dragonlance expert to help out since it had been like 30-some years since they had even touched the setting. 

I bought this as soon as I heard about it and holy shit, couldn't wait! I was 12 again! Reading about the adventures of Tanis and crew (and imagining myself accompanying them) got me through some rough years and the series will always have a special place in my heart. The Dragonlance Chronicles were like a gateway drug to other, more 'grown up' novels; looking back, I feel they're almost as much a romance story as they are heroic fantasy. Maybe the characters aren't super deep and the story isn't super original, but it was a ton of fun and meant a lot to adolescent dorks like myself.

Dragons of Deceit is not a good book.

Our hero is Destina Rosethorn, named so because her mother is a seer of some sort and believes she is destined for great things. Destina has a pretty sweet life being the daughter of a wealthy Solamnic knight who has his own castle, a decent amount of gp, and an impressive library. She's betrothed to the scion of a wealthy family. Life is good, at least up until the War of the Lance.

Destina's dad goes off to war and is killed in action which is a huge bummer. Because Solamnia's laws of inheritance are super chauvinistic, the land goes to her cousin which is bad, mostly because he's a colossal dickhead. Soon her mother moves back with her people and Destina finds herself out on the streets. Her fiancée, having nothing to gain by marrying her now, drops her like a sack of dirt. He sucks, too.

The whole book revolves around Destina's quest to find the Device of Time Journeying so she can go back in time and save her dad so none of this bad stuff ever happens. The most interesting thing about the novel is that Destina, the daughter of a knight and generally a good and honorable person, accomplishes her goals via subterfuge, a decidedly un-knightly trait. I kinda liked how her desperation to go back to her old life leads her to actions her father, whom she adores, would strongly disapprove of. She doesn't care that saving him from death would make him a coward in his eyes; the only thing that matters is getting back to the life she knew.

This book is a major slog. Like horrifically slow. The action doesn't really pick up until the last 50 pages or so, which is a major problem in a 400 page book.

Yeah, you'll see some old familiar faces and some less familiar ones as well. Caramon is just as dumb as you remember (probably dumber, actually) and Tas is even more brick-brained (was he stupid in the original novels? I don't remember him being that dumb.) I really can't recommend this book to anyone but the superfan, and I think a lot of superfans might come away a bit disappointed.